In todays log we will discuss the fluffy’s second most common killer. Humans.
But before we do that I would like to explain more of the fluffy’s biology.
The nutrition of the fluffy in the Neverglades is actually quite good. They are omnivores believe it or not. Meat does have some vital vitamins that they require to sustain good nutrition. However, they can have a full vegetarian diet and survive, however, their muscles and digestive system will not be up to par. Fluffy’s from the north tend to have lots of diarrhea, that is what happens if their only food source is just milk or just grass. Grass is low in fiber and nutrients compared to other vegetables so it is no wonder northern feral fluffy’s defecation is mostly liquid. In Florida, they can eat pond apples. A very bitter but still nutritious cousin of the apples we know and love. Fluffies don’t seem to mind the bitter taste, however, that is because they are feral. Pond apples were given to domestic fluffies and they rejected it. As ferals they will make the most out of any flavor. Other fruits they can eat are seagrapes, coconuts, and the thousands of orange, lime, and peach trees left over from the farms. Such trees are now spreading all throughout the Neverglades. As for meat, they have 2 main sources. Other fluffies, foals, and insects. They will munch on the countless grasshoppers, ants, beetles, and any other small arthropod. So I guess fluffies are above at least bugs in the food chain, however there are plenty of insects that can eat them if they have large numbers. With such a balanced diet, mares rarely have stillborns or defective foals! Also these Neverglade fluffy fecal matter is solid. Their rear ends still get covered in the stuff however…
The Neverglades have countless factions that scour the land. Keep in mind fluffies are biologically programmed to love humans unconditionally. Most feral fluffies have never seen a human and yet they still crave their love. Our drones have caught them murmuring to themselves that they want a “hooman huggies.” Humans are practically mythical gods to them at this point. When they do see one, they will become overjoyed and charge towards them asking for “huggies” and “gib upsies.” The human almost always kills them. After a few foul encounters with a human a fluffy will learn to fear us, unfortunately, they can’t seem to teach other fluffies that lesson.
In parenthesis is how their standings are with fluffies, from most friendly to least it goes
Loving-neutral-aggressive-hostile.
Researchers (Neutral): Us, we do not kill fluffies unless required for an experiment or if we are low on food supplies.
Rangers (Aggressive): These are the park Rangers, they are one half invasive species hunter, one half SWAT team. They will kill any python, boar, Nile crocodile, or iguana they come across. As for fluffies, they used to kill on sight, but the fluffy population always seemed to bounce back. They were spending countless dollars on ammo and trying to club a whole herd to death could take hours. And again, the fluffies always bounced back, always. They deemed it pointless unless using them for target practice. Also, they will kill them if bored.
(Video plays, it seems to be from a phone)
Filming Ranger: Duuuuddee got the ‘nade?
A herd off fluffies are running to them in the distance, feint “huggies” and “upsies” can be heard.
Other Ranger: Yeah dude! Fuckin’ watch. (Now Shouting) HEY FLUFFS, PLAY WITH BALL!
He pulls the pin to the grenade and throws it at the herd. The fluffies shout “yay baww! fank 'ou.” They played with the grenade for only a second before it went off, causing blood, shit, fur, and dead foals to coat the surrounding land. The explosion was followed by the roaring laughter of the Rangers.
(Video Ends)
Armed with assault rifles and large artillery, the Rangers are also in the Neverglades to stop the Cuban Cartels, Brofluff Cultists, Anarchists, malfunctioning robots, and any other nefarious activity in the Neverglades.
[Redacted] Man (Extremely hostile, even to [Redacted]!): [Redacted] Man is [Redacted], im*e#sely da^ng3r&s [Red4c1ed] d0 4OT A9pr0c#-----
Squatters (Hostile): Not everyone took kindly to evacuate all land south of Lake Okeechobee order. Many demanded to say, and the governor obliged, however, he warned them that there would be no police force or fire fighters to protect them, or corporations to supply jobs. Over the years many Squatters moved back to the inhabited parts of Florida such as the pan handle after life got too rough. Not only that, many Squatters have been killed by the Cartels, Anarchists, and even panthers and black bears. The Fort of Fort Myers was completely destroyed by [Redacted] Man. Which used to be the largest Squatter stronghold. Now they are sparse and no longer live in large communities, instead they live more of a hermit life. Fluffies are their main source of meat. They will hunt them; such a task is easily done with fluffies prancing to them. But they will also construct traps. The most effective is a Comfortfluffy. Think of it like a scarecrow but opposite. It is human effigy that it is made to attract Fluffies. As they approach the comfortfluffy, the fluffies will try to hug it. At the base of the comfortfluffy is a large mouse trap device hidden under pine needles. Such a device can kill 5 fluffies in 1 activation.
(Video starts)
A Comfortfluffy is erected in the backyard of an isolated house in a grassland. Around the Comfortfluffy is tan palmfrawns that hide the killing mechanism. There is even a small radio hidden in the chest of the Comfortfluffy playing songs one would hear on Fluffy TV.
A small pack of 5 adult fluffies with 2 mares with foals on their backs happily waddle towards the comfortfluffy shouting “huggies!” They begin to nudge the pants of the comfortfluffy and although metal creaking sounds could be heard, the trap does not activate. Then one of the fluffies begins to jump while singing “upsies!” The jump was just the pressure needed to activate the trap. A rusty screech is heard as the trap activates and 4 mouse trap-like bars swing down around the comfortfluffy. The cheers of the fluffies turn to a quick shriek, a loud crack, followed by some meek crying. 3 of the fluffies died on impact, their scull or chest cavity popped like a pimple. The 2 that survived had their hind ends crushed and their entrails shot out their rear. “Big owwies!!!” They meekly cried as the life in them slowly drained. The Foals that got hit by the bars were completely obliterated. The ones that were not hit were completely unscathed, however, they began to cry about everyone taking the “foweba sweepies.” As shadow then looms over them.
“Sandra! Were havin’ foal stew tonight!”
(Video ends)
Cuban Cartels (Hostile): Even after the legalization of marijuana the Cartels did not slow down. They are still quite in business thanks to the ever-growing demand for cocaine, heroin, and opium. The Cartels will make landfall in the Neverglades if the make it past the heavily patrolled Keys Atolls. They even have some bases the Rangers can’t take out unless they get military assistance. The Cartels will actively lure fluffies into their bases. They will put signs featuring happy looking humans with arrows pointing at the base. The fluffies will gladly follow the signs. Once lured into the base the Cartel henchmen will slaughter them for food.
Anarchists (Loving to Hostile): True to the definition of their namesake, they have no set rules or governance, and most anarchist groups have no relation to one another. You’ll have the ones who come to the Neverglades to abuse its low surveillance to torture and murder Squatters, other anarchists, and any other poor human that gets in their way. They will of course have their way with any and all fluffies. Then you’ll have the more hippie kind who just want to have a nice little commune away from corporations. These are usually very loving to the fluffies, most wont even hunt them with the amount of vegans they have. However, these communes don’t last long due to attacks from the Cartels, other anarchists, [Redacted] Man, and even large animal attacks. We’ve even witnessed a massive pack of coyotes kill an entire commune.
Brofluff Cult (Loving): This all male cult worships some sort of female equine pantheon. Part of their religion is to be subservient to all fluffies. They will come to the Neverglades and build small fluffly sized homes. They will cook countless spaghetti for the fluffies. They will protect the fluffies, even going as far as killing any human who dare hurts a fluffy. However, do note they will… mate… with a mare they call their “fluffu.” They will also breed fluffies in hopes of reincarnating the “Daughters of the Goddesses.” The Rangers will keep a close eye on them, if they make any aggressive move towards other humans the Rangers will rout them.
Pirates (Hostile): Basically anarchists that patrol the seas. They will commonly go ashore to restock on fluffies unless the find a drifting boat full of fluffies.
Fathers of Freeport (Hostile): Please remember, when I write “hostile” I only mean to fluffies, these men are actually very kind. The name of their faction was dubbed by me, they are simply Bahaman refugees searching for food. After sea level rise the Bahaman government disbanded, taking the upper class with them to live in Florida’s panhandle. The rest of the civilians were left to fend for themselves. Food is now critically short over in the Bahamas. What little land is left can’t grow food and the coral reefs have been overfished to depletion. However, some savvy fisherman have learned about the fluffy situation in Florida. They sail over to the east coast and collect a hulls worth of fluffies to take back to the remnants of their starving country. This particular group I was monitoring always stocks up at an atoll building at Hallandale Reef. This building is completely surrounded by water and somehow stuffed to the gills with fluffies on all dry floors. I was even able to intercept and question the captain of the fishing boat.
(Start of transcript)
Researcher: So what brought you to Hallandale Reef?
Captain: The reefs ova’ by Miami have too many pirates scoutin’ the seas. But here it is close enough to Seminole Territory dat da pirates shy away.
Researcher: Has the Seminoles have any qualms with you?
Captain: Nah, dey know we mean no harm. We take only the fluffy ones. Dey seem to not care fo’ them.
Researcher: Are you afraid this building will run out of fluffies?
Captain: (Laughs) No, no, no. Dees tings have many many babs’. If anyting we be doing them a favor and stoppin’ them from ending up like our own home.
Researcher: Have any of your men gotten hurt trying to farm these fluffies?
Captain: Yes, a greenhorn died. The floors of dis building be covered in shit. Poor greenhorn slipped and fell down stairs.
Researcher: I see, have you encountered [Redacted] Man?
Captain: Oh no lord Jesus, nonono! We be going now, good day!
Researcher: But…
Captain: Our hulls are full, and you reminded me of why our people can’t immigrate here, goodbye! And may lord Jesus protect your soul, science man who pokes tings dat need not be pokin’!
(End of Transcript)
Seminole Tribe (Neutral): A very powerful faction on par with the Rangers when it comes to control in the Neverglades. With the rising waters the Seminoles have lost lots of their ancestral lands and the USA did not grant them any more territory. However, they adapted. Their crowing hotel, the Hard Rock Hotel was a casino and hotel that is shaped like a giant guitar. Now that it is surrounded by water, they modified it to work also as a yacht club and dock. They even built an underwater hotel near it. People from all over the world fly in to West Palm Beach to take a cruise to their establishment. They also rule the area with an iron fist, killing any pirates, cultists, Cartel, or any other undesirables that try to make a footing in their territory. To fluffies, they are indifferent. See them as nothing more as a pest. They will kill any feral fluffy that is found in the halls of their hotels. But for any fluffy roaming the marshes of their territory, they know culling won’t really solve anything, so they let nature take its course. They also breed fluffies for desirable colors and will even have Fluffy Shows where breeders exhibit their fluffy show-pony.
Fighters For Florida (Or the FFF) (Neutral to Hostile): With the right permits and go aheads from government bodies, civilians can enter the Neverglades. The FFF is a hunting force of civilians that is organized to hunt invasive species such as pythons, Nile crocs, and any other invasive threat. However, ones hunting for pythons and such do not target fluffies because they know it will make no difference and their reserve ammo is better spent fighting any human threat that tries to harm them. That being said, some… questionably moraled FFF hunters that call themselves “abusers” come to the Neverglades to only torture fluffies to death. Since fluffies are labeled as invasive animals “to be removed by any means necessary” the abusers are 100% in legal right to… “hunt” fluffies in any way they want.
That about covers the humans of the Neverglades. Now we shall talk about native fluffavores, aka native animals that can eat adult fluffies.
The Black Bear: This animal is an omnivore in which 80% of their diet was vegetation. Not anymore, now their primary food source is fluffies. Because they are easier to hunt then to forage for fruits. If a heard of Fluffies spots one, they will usually shout and panic and try to quickly waddle away. The Black Bear will make chase and usually eat the one that trips, or it will swipe at the slowest one and kill it. Black Bears can even take out a nest by themselves. Even if the fluffies try to hide in a burrow the bears can dig down to them, but they usually go after easier fluffy prey. Black Bears in human ruins have learned that pushing open doors or breaking into boxes, cars, trash cans, and other containers have a good chance of revealing a hiding fluffy. Also note, fluffies also tend to think ALL land animals fear the water like them and will rush into shallow water to escape the black bear. They will then tease the bear, until the bear effortlessly charges into the water and kills them.
Panthers: We have talked about the general hunting habits of the panther in log 1, however I’d like to add on the habits of an alpha male panther. Alphas will patrol a large territory and basically kill any animal it does not want in its territory including other male panthers. One alpha has been documented killing 125 fluffies in a mega herd. It only ate 2.
Florida Gar: This fish can grow up to 3 meters in length. It used to be a very rare sight this far south in Florida after overfishing from humans. Now, they have made ma huge comeback thanks to the Neverglades low human population and fluffies as a food source. Unlike smaller gar or bass, these fish can eat an adult fluffy. They will glide into the shallows and scoop up a fluffy wading through the water and then use its serpentine body to slither back into the depth all while the fluffy begs to be let go. If the initial bite does not kill it that is.
Raptors: Hawks, Eagles, Osprey, Falcons and any large bird that hunts with talons. The red shouldered hawk is very common predator of the skies. “Wingie munstah” as they are called by fluffies are common throughout all habitats and thus Raptors have the largest kill count of fluffies if you don’t count humans. Our camera drones must always use its cloaking device not only to not spook the fluffies, but to hide from raptors.
(Video starts)
A Red Shouldered Hawk sits on a tall cypress branch as it spots a herd of fluffies waddling into the dried cypress dome. “Fluffy so thiwsty… need some wawas…” They then come across a puddle and joyously begin to drink. That is when the hawk makes its move. It glides down under the branches and before the fluffies can even cry out in warning. The hawk snatches up a small adult fluffy, as it flies the fluffy shits on everything below. The hawk waits for it to stop shitting and carries him up to a branch. All fluffies scatter in fear but one, the victim fluffies mate and her foals. “Wingie munstah! Pwease gib speshuw fwend back!” The foals also cry for their mother’s mate. The hawk then lands on a branch and holds the fluffy down with one talon that has dug into his flesh. The hawk begins to peck at the fluffy’s side and the fluffy begins to cry out “biggest owwies!” The hawk rips out the fluffy’s liver, then a kidney, then more chunks of flesh until the fluffy dies of organ failure. Stated, the hawk then pushes the fluffy off the branch. Its corpse hits multiple branches on the way down until it lands and the mare and her foals begin to cry at his corpse. The mare then is snatched up by a bald eagle and the cycle repeats.
The video then shows a clip of two ospreys fighting over a filly midair. It should be noted that not all Raptors kill fluffies by consumption, sometimes they simply drop them. The osprey continue to fight until they drop the filly into the brackish water below. She screams and shouts until she drowns and disappears under the tea-like waters of the estuary.
The video then shows a clip of a bald eagle migrating high in the air. The fluffy it is carrying then shits so hard it startles the eagle and it drops it. The video zooms in as the fluffy splats on the abandoned parking lot below.
(Video ends)
Alligators: These ancient predators are a fluffy’s worst nightmare because it is a “wawa munsta” that can exit the water and kill them. It is immensely rare for an alligator to hunt on land. They are almost entirely ambush predators, laying low in the water, hidden until a land animal needs to take a drink so it can immediately bite the prey’s head and pull it into the water. Such a perfect strategy is why alligators have been relatively unchanged since the time of dinosaurs. Such a strategy is perfect to eat fluffies, to no surprise. However, why wait? Alligators will leave the water, charge at a herd and scoop up one that did not run away in time. If they see trapped fluffies, they can devour multiple.
(Video starts)
There is a large abandoned Olympic sized swimming pool that has essentially turned into a marsh. Ten fluffies have entered the pool on the shallow end where sediment pile up from draining rainwater has made a ramp. They waddle to the diving well of the pool which has become a small pond within itself. The fluffies begin to drink from the pondwater and a massive alligator from the kiddie pool scurries into the pool marsh. The fluffies finally see her but it is too late. The walls of the pool got them trapped and the alligator blocks the only way out. The alligator slowly gets them to back up into the corner of the pool as they meekly cry and whine and shit. She lunges forward and bites one, then a second, then another! She shallows 3 fluffies down as they scream and defecate. The rest of the herd use this time to escape. However, more alligators enter the marsh pool as their cries altered the whole waterpark.
A new video clip starts to show off how some mares will sacrifice foals to save themselves.
A mare is cornered in a sewer as a 50cm juvenile alligator hisses and harasses the mare. The foal on her back shouts “Mummah! make wawa munsta go 'way!” She lets out a sad cry “Am sowwy bestes' babbeh.” And drops the foal on the ground, the alligator scoops it up as the mare escapes.
(Video ends)
Seagulls: Alone they can eat a foal, but a flock can peck a lone adult to death and eat small chunks of them.
Those are all the native fluffavores we have for today. Next log we will talk about defective robots that are scattered throughout the Neverglades. And how their glitched programming makes them a threat to fluffies… unless their programming was to kill them in the first place. Then they are not glitched.

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• Opeth (Diamond Ballroom) Special Guest The Sword OCTOBER 12 7PM DOORS ALL AGES TIX AT BUY FOR LESS - 866-977-6849 www.diamondballroom.com On Sale FRI 6/24 10A
  
• Parents Supporting Parents (Mental Health Association Oklahoma main office) Start Time: 6:00pm This group is for caretakers and parents who are supporting an individual managing the complications often associated with having a pervasive development disorder such as autism or aspergers disorder. This group will also provide education and support to those parents who have loved ones with diagnosed or undiagnosed mental, emotional,…
  
• Private River Cruise Charters (Oklahoma River Cruises) Start Time: 10:00am Oklahoma River Cruises is the venue for your next meeting or special event. Your guests will be treated to impeccable service and amazing views of Oklahoma City. *If you would like an estimate for your upcoming event please submit a Charter Inquiry Form . *We encourage you to check date availability as often as you need to, but to reserve a…
  
• Pumpkin Painting $5 per pumpkin (Myriad Botanical Gardens) Day 2 of 2 Start Time: 10:00am
  
• Quirky Quilt Show Giveaway Builds Homes for Foster Children (Paseo Arts District) Day 2 of 2 Start Time: 12:00pm WHEN: October 1-31, 2016 WHERE: Paseo Arts District, 3022 Paseo, OKC, OK WHY: Quilt Show/Giveaway during American Craft Celebration WHAT: Quirky Quilt Show Giveaway Builds Homes for Foster Children The Paseo Arts District features a Quirky Quilt Exhibit/Giveaway to build new happy homes for foster children at the Peppers Ranch Foster Care…
  
• ♪ Red Grant (Langston University - Langston) Start Time: 7:30pm
  
• 🎭 The Sound of Music (Civic Center Music Hall) Thru Sun, Oct 16th The hills are alive with the sound of music at this must-see performance by OKC Broadway. Get ready for "The Sound…
  
• 🎨 Volunteer for Cloud City by Tomás Saraceno Day 2 of 2 Tomás Saraceno’s Cloud City is coming to Oklahoma City! Get to know the large-scale installation inside and out as a volunteer for this “utopian city in the sky” during its five-week run at Campbell Art Park, adjacent to our planned art campus at NW 11th and Broadway. To show our appreciation, volunteers who work three shifts will…
  

Thursday, Oct 13th

• 48th Annual Largest Auto Swap Meet in Oklahoma (Chickasha) Start Time: 7:30am Chickasha Antique Auto Club holds two auto swap meets each year. Always the 2nd full weekend in May and 3rd full weekend in October. Call each year for exact dates. Our usual attendance is 20,000 (mol) The meet is held on 34 acres at 712 E Choctaw Avenue Chickasha, OK 73018. Anything auto related can be found at our Annual Auto Swap Meet…
• 🍴 Bacon and Brussels Celebrate bacon and all things bacon-related at Bacon and Brussels in Oklahoma City. This event brings nearly 20…
• Chickasha Fall Auto Swap Meet (Chickasha) Thru Sat, Oct 15th The Chickasha Fall Auto Swap Meet is held on 34 acres just east of the Grady County Fairgrounds. Over 1,500 vendors will…
• $ Fall RV Show (Oklahoma State Fair Park) Thru Sun, Oct 16th Bring the family out to peruse the selection of recreational vehicles at the Fall RV Show in Oklahoma City. This…
• Grand National & World Championship Morgan Horse Show (Oklahoma State Fair Park) Thru Sat, Oct 15th
• Hospice Volunteer Opportunities (New Century Hospice, Inc.) Last Day Start Time: 9:00am The services you will give as a Hospice volunteer will profoundly improve the quality of our patient's lives. Friendly visits enable families to keep their loved ones at home, around the people they love, and the things they love. Assisting with errands helps a tired family cope with their many challenges and allows them time with their loved…
• 😂 Mike Speenberg (Loony Bin Comedy Club) Thru Sat, Oct 15th
• The Octonauts (Hudson Performance Hall)
• 🎭 The Rocky Horror Show (Plaza District) Thru Mon, Oct 31st Start Time: 12:30pm One of Lyric Theatre's biggest hits is back by popular demand. Get weird and rock all night with Richard…
• 🎭 The Sound of Music (Civic Center Music Hall) Thru Sun, Oct 16th The hills are alive with the sound of music at this must-see performance by OKC Broadway. Get ready for "The Sound…
• Tony Lucca / Alex Dezen et al. (The Depot - Norman)
• 🎓 Western Craftsmanship Symposium (Western Heritage Museum) Start Time: 8:00am In cooperation with the Traditional Cowboy Arts Association, join us for this national conference exploring challenges common to craftsmen of all kinds. Participate in open discussions on topics such as relationship skills, developing a professional attitude toward daily activities, improving quality, establishing priorities and time management.…

Friday, Oct 14th

• 🎨 2nd Friday Circuit of Art (Norman Arts District - Norman) The 2nd Friday Circuit of Art, a monthly celebration of the arts in Norman, connects the downtown arts district with…
• Chickasha Fall Auto Swap Meet (Chickasha) 1 day left The Chickasha Fall Auto Swap Meet is held on 34 acres just east of the Grady County Fairgrounds. Over 1,500 vendors will…
• Fall Fling Craft Show (Grady County Fairgrounds - Chickasha) Day 1 of 2 Head to the annual Fall Fling Craft Show, held at the Grady County Fairgrounds in Chickasha, for a wide variety of arts…
• $ Fall RV Show (Oklahoma State Fair Park) Thru Sun, Oct 16th Bring the family out to peruse the selection of recreational vehicles at the Fall RV Show in Oklahoma City. This…
• Grand National & World Championship Morgan Horse Show (Oklahoma State Fair Park) 1 day left
• Junk Hippy Roadshow (El Reno) Day 1 of 2 Junk Hippy Roadshow is an eclectic traveling show coming to El Reno. Stop by for all things handmade, vintage,…
• 🎨 LIVE on the Plaza (NW 16th between Classen & Penn Ave) In Oklahoma City's Plaza District, every second Friday is LIVE on the Plaza, an art walk featuring local artists,…
• Michael Fracasso (The Blue Door)
• 😂 Mike Speenberg (Loony Bin Comedy Club) 1 day left
• Montana of 300 (89th Street Collective)
• Reckless Kelly (El Reno)
• 🎭 The Rocky Horror Show (Plaza District) Thru Mon, Oct 31st Start Time: 12:30pm One of Lyric Theatre's biggest hits is back by popular demand. Get weird and rock all night with Richard…
• Silver City Antique Tractor, Engine & Equipment Show (Schrock Park - Tuttle) Thru Sun, Oct 16th The Silver City Antique Tractor, Engine & Equipment Show features demonstrations of early farm history. Expect to…
• 🎭 The Sound of Music (Civic Center Music Hall) Thru Sun, Oct 16th The hills are alive with the sound of music at this must-see performance by OKC Broadway. Get ready for "The Sound…
• Whiskey Myers (Wormy Dog Saloon)

Saturday, Oct 15th

• A Fair of Arts & Crafts (Nicoma Park Christian Church) At A Fair of Arts & Crafts in Nicoma Park, there will be plenty of vendors with one-of-a-kind items that will spark…
• Chickasha Fall Auto Swap Meet (Chickasha) Last Day The Chickasha Fall Auto Swap Meet is held on 34 acres just east of the Grady County Fairgrounds. Over 1,500 vendors will…
• Fall Fling Craft Show (Grady County Fairgrounds - Chickasha) Day 2 of 2 Head to the annual Fall Fling Craft Show, held at the Grady County Fairgrounds in Chickasha, for a wide variety of arts…
• $ Fall RV Show (Oklahoma State Fair Park) 1 day left Bring the family out to peruse the selection of recreational vehicles at the Fall RV Show in Oklahoma City. This…
• 🎡 Fall Y'all Show (Hudson Place - McLoud) As summer starts to become a distant memory, gather up the whole crew and head to downtown McLoud for the Fall Y'all…
• Ghosts of Fort Reno Tour (Historic Fort Reno - El Reno) Come along on an exciting and spooky ghost tour at El Reno's historic Fort Reno. This ghost tour includes…
• Grand National & World Championship Morgan Horse Show (Oklahoma State Fair Park) Last Day
• $ Gun, Knife & Outdoor Equipment Show (Oklahoma State Fair Park) Day 1 of 2 The Gun, Knife & Outdoor Equipment Show in the Modern Living building of Oklahoma State Fair Park in Oklahoma City…
• ♪ Heard on Hurd (Broadway & Hurd - Edmond) On the third Saturday of each month, downtown Edmond hosts a pop up celebration called Heard on Hurd. Local musicians…
• Junk Hippy Roadshow (El Reno) Day 2 of 2 Junk Hippy Roadshow is an eclectic traveling show coming to El Reno. Stop by for all things handmade, vintage,…
• 🎡 Mid-America Street Fest (Charles J. Johnson Central Park, Town Center Plaza) Come enjoy live entertainment, contests, vendors and much more at the Mid-America Street Fest in Midwest City. Held in…
• $ Midwest Sand Sport & Off Road Expo (Lazy E Arena - Guthrie) Day 1 of 2 Crowd inside the Lazy E Arena in Guthrie for the biggest, baddest show in the Midwest. The Midwest Sand…
• 😂 Mike Speenberg (Loony Bin Comedy Club) Last Day
• 🎨 Moderns Architecture Bike Tour (Oklahoma City Museum of Art) Embark on an architectural bike tour of Oklahoma City, kicking off at the Oklahoma City Museum of Art. Led by Ryan…
• Moonlark Mystery Scavenger Hunt (Plaza District) Start Time: 11:00am
• 🍴 National Beer Mile (Chickasaw Bricktown Ballpark) Head to the Chickasaw Bricktown Ballpark for an afternoon of beer, food and competition at National Beer Mile in…
• Nghiem's Fairy Tales - Scary Stories - Presented by: Black Mesa Brewing Co. (New World Comics) Start Time: 8:00pm Nghiem's Fairy Tales returns to New World Comics OKC!
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• ⚾ OU Sooners vs OSU Cowboys (Gaylord Family Oklahoma Memorial Stadium - Norman) Start Time: 12:00am Get ready for Bedlam as the Oklahoma Sooners take on the OSU Cowboys at Norman's Gaylord Family Memorial…
  
• 🎭 The Rocky Horror Show (Plaza District) Thru Mon, Oct 31st Start Time: 12:30pm One of Lyric Theatre's biggest hits is back by popular demand. Get weird and rock all night with Richard…
  
• Silver City Antique Tractor, Engine & Equipment Show (Schrock Park - Tuttle) 1 day left The Silver City Antique Tractor, Engine & Equipment Show features demonstrations of early farm history. Expect to…
  
• 🎭 The Sound of Music (Civic Center Music Hall) 1 day left The hills are alive with the sound of music at this must-see performance by OKC Broadway. Get ready for "The Sound…
  
• YogaFest OKC (Yoga Lab) Thru Mon, Oct 17th Start Time: 9:00pm
  
• ZZ Top et al. (Firelake Arena - Shawnee)
  

Sunday, Oct 16th

• 🏃 ***CANCELEDH.I.T.S. Running Festival* (Remington Park) Canceled
• 🏃 Fall Classic Duathlon (Route 66 Park, Lake Overholser - Yukon) Final race of the TRI-OKC season. Great for beginners but also very competitive for our veteran athletes. Truly fast and flat! The very popular Fall Classic TRI-OKC long-sleeved shirt will be the swag. $10 TRI-OKC Member discount for members. Registration will close at 250 entrants or Friday, Oct 17th at noon, whichever comes 1st. The F-1 format…
• $ Fall RV Show (Oklahoma State Fair Park) Last Day Bring the family out to peruse the selection of recreational vehicles at the Fall RV Show in Oklahoma City. This…
• 🏃 The Great Amazing Race OKC, adventure/obstacle race for adults & kids (Mitch Park - Edmond) Modeled after TV show, THE GREAT AMAZiNG RACE (GAR), features teams of two people racing around an obstacle course in competition with other teams. Clue cards provided at each station directs teams to perform a task (together) before advancing to next station. How well teammates work together (collaborate & communicate) is the most essential…
• $ Gun, Knife & Outdoor Equipment Show (Oklahoma State Fair Park) Day 2 of 2 The Gun, Knife & Outdoor Equipment Show in the Modern Living building of Oklahoma State Fair Park in Oklahoma City…
• 🎡 Harry Potter Birthday Bash (A Date With Iris) North Western Avenue will transform into the world of Harry Potter in celebration of the boy who lived. Bring your best…
• $ Midwest Sand Sport & Off Road Expo (Lazy E Arena - Guthrie) Day 2 of 2 Crowd inside the Lazy E Arena in Guthrie for the biggest, baddest show in the Midwest. The Midwest Sand…
• 🏃 OA-5K Faithful to the Finish (18509 NE 63rd St. - Harrah) The proceeds from the Oklahoma Academy annual 5K & 2.5K Fun Run go to support the Worthy Student Fund, a fund that helps pay the tuition of students who desire a quality Christian education but can’t afford to attend otherwise.
• 🏃 Red Coyote Runtoberfest 5K (Red Coyote Running & Fitness) Red Coyote's RUNTOBERFEST 5K is the most fun event in Oklahoma City brought to you by Red Coyote and COOP Aleworks! Runtoberfest will be a 5K/3.1 mile course hosted by Fassler Hall and a new Midtown course. The party continues after the race with Coop Aleworks Beer Garden, music, costume contest! You do not want to miss this awesome event with…
• 🎭 The Rocky Horror Show (Plaza District) Thru Mon, Oct 31st Start Time: 12:30pm One of Lyric Theatre's biggest hits is back by popular demand. Get weird and rock all night with Richard…
• Silver City Antique Tractor, Engine & Equipment Show (Schrock Park - Tuttle) Last Day The Silver City Antique Tractor, Engine & Equipment Show features demonstrations of early farm history. Expect to…
• 🎭 The Sound of Music (Civic Center Music Hall) Last Day The hills are alive with the sound of music at this must-see performance by OKC Broadway. Get ready for "The Sound…
• Susan Gibson (The Depot - Norman)
• ⚾ Oklahoma City Thunder vs. Minnesota Timberwolves (Chesapeake Energy Arena) Start Time: 6:00pm
• YogaFest OKC (Yoga Lab) 1 day left Start Time: 9:00pm

Monday, Oct 17th

• Drown Night at Saints (Plaza District) Start Time: 8:00pm All you can drink Anthem beer for $8 starting at 8pm.
• "I've Got Talent" VBS (The Parish) Thru Fri, Oct 21st Start Time: 6:00pm
• Milk Moms (Thrive Mama Collective) Start Time: 6:00pm
• Pint Night at The Mule (Plaza District) Start Time: 5:00pm Come try a new brew and keep the glass while you're at it!
• Public Access: Open Mic Mondays (District House) Start Time: 8:00pm Got talents? Come rock the mic.
  Hosted by Matt Raney
  
• 🎭 The Rocky Horror Show (Plaza District) Thru Mon, Oct 31st Start Time: 12:30pm One of Lyric Theatre's biggest hits is back by popular demand. Get weird and rock all night with Richard…
  
• Whores. (Blue Note)
  
• YogaFest OKC (Yoga Lab) Last Day Start Time: 9:00pm
  

Tuesday, Oct 18th

• "I've Got Talent" VBS (The Parish) Thru Fri, Oct 21st Start Time: 6:00pm
• 🎭 The Rocky Horror Show (Plaza District) Thru Mon, Oct 31st Start Time: 12:30pm One of Lyric Theatre's biggest hits is back by popular demand. Get weird and rock all night with Richard…
• ⚾ Oklahoma City Thunder vs. Denver Nuggets (Chesapeake Energy Arena) Start Time: 7:00pm