If you have read this before, the only differences the questionable name change, hence the repost. Nothing else has changed unless it’s documented in edit logs in the future
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Theme: Credit to Kristofer Maddigan for composing this and the folks at StudioMDHR for making such a masterpiece in Cuphead
Alternate Theme: I couldn’t find the composer but Credit to PuffballsUnited for making the Henry Stickmin Games, including Fleeing The Complex (where this is from)

Statistics:

HP
Health= 200
Armour= 50
Shields= 0
Total= 250
Movement Speed: 5.5m/s
Footsteps Volume: Comparable to Mei
Footsteps Sound: Robotic scuttling, like how a lobster ordinarily moves but more metallic
Hitbox: 1.8m Tall and about as Wide as Reaper. The hitbox also extends about Reaper’s width back. (King Crustacean is hunched over)
Critbox: Standard; Head and two 0.8m long antennae sprouting from its head. These lean forwards more than upwards however, adding minimal height to hitbox.
Voice: Marcus Bromander (presumably) as the voice of the Russian prison warden from Fleeing The Complex (the two voices are relatively similar, but to be specific more of the 2nd voice) It’s a deep and heavy Russian accent for those who don’t want to watch it

Abilities:

Primary Fire: PhotoKinetic Missiles
King Crustacean can launch fast-moving missiles at his enemies in bursts using nanobots
Aesthetics: King Crustacean uses laser-equipped nanobots (see below {Appearance- Other Modifications} for more details) lifts pieces of the ground around him, sharpens them, and launches them at targeted enemies. (This is similar to how Ebony Maw attacks in Infinity War during the New York fight for those who watched that.)
Type: Burst Linear Projectiles
Amount of Projectiles per Burst: 6
Damage: 22 per shot; 132 per burst
Headshot:✓
Projectile Size: Roughly the same as a Mei icicle
Projectile Speed: 88.88m/s (same as Mei Secondary Fire)
Ammunition: 72 (6 per burst); effectively 12 rounds/bursts
Reload Speed: 1.5 seconds
Reload Animation: King Crustacean’s nanobots gather around him into visible chunks, and their now-visible lasers briefly shut off. They then reactivate.
Quick Melee:
King Crustacean swipes with alternating left and right claws, if attacking with his left claw he will snap it
Secondary Fire: Scatterbomb
King Crustacean is equipped with scatterbombs to disperse crowd of enemies
Aesthetics: The original grenade looks rather like a Frag Grenade from Titanfall, the resulting grenades look like Thermal Detonators
Type: Detonatable Arcing Projectile
Headshot: ☓
Projectile Speed: 25m/s, (slightly faster than Zarya’s alternate fire)
Projectile Size: Comparable to Zarya’s secondary fire, the 2nd wave of grenades are about the size of a helix rocket each
King Crustacean throws a grenade that can be manually detonated, similar to Orisa’s Halt. When detonated, 14 smaller grenades (1 from the top of the grenade and 1 from the bottom, and 6 in a ring around the middle. Between the top/bottom and the middle on each side is a ring of 3.) get launched at a speed of 25m/s and at a 0°, 45°, and 90° angle compared to the Y axis respectively. (The grenades from the top and bottom go along the Y-axis, the 3 in between middle and end on both sides go 45 degrees, and the ring of 6 around the middle go along the X axis.)
Damage (Initial Explosion): 50-20
Damage (Deployed Grenades): 50; Splash Damage 40-10
Fuse Time (Initial Grenade): 2 seconds after hitting a surface or player, or when manually detonated
Fuse Time (Deployed Grenades): 2.8 seconds
Ability 1: PhotoKinetic Expulsion
King Crustacean pulls in all projectiles and players close to him, then launches them away, dealing damage in the process
Aesthetics: King Crustacean ’s nanobots spread out around him and form a sphere of red lasers centred around him.
Type: Player-centred AOE
Headshot: ☓
AOE: Sphere with a 3m radius
Players and Projectiles around our get pulled towards you.
When the ability is over, players and projectiles get pushed outwards at the same angle they were pulled in.
Pull Speed: 1.5m/s
Movement Speed Penalty (targeted players): -55% in addition to pull
Players affected cannot use movement abilities
Damage (Pull): 20
Damage (Push): 80
Push Speed: 12m/s
Projectiles in the AOE stay still during the pull.
They keep the same speed they were before the ability after the ability has ended.
Ability 2: Burrow
King Crustacean can dig himself belowground, and traverse terrain quickly utilising it’s added mobility
Aesthetics: King Crustacean’s nanobots assist him in digging by lifting pieces off the ground. The whole entering animation takes about half a second. When moving, a visible mound appears over where he is. Additionally, King Crustacean’s antennae are still visible when he is burrowing. However, these do not take critical damage while King Crustacean is burrowing.
Type: Resource-Based Self-Applied Status Effect.
Headshot: ☓
King Crustacean can go up any surface that doesn’t require jumping naturally while burrowing.
King Crustacean can climb walls while burrowing, but this drains the resource meter quicker.
Resource Capacity: 600
Resource Used: 100 per second
Resource Used while climbing: 130 per second
Movement Speed: 12m/s; +6.5m/s
While under an enemy, a targeting reticle appears. If primary fire is pressed during this time, King Crustacean will emerge from the ground and attack targeted enemy, cancelling Burrow early
Damage: Scales inversely compared to resource left from 90-190 (0.16 more damage for every resource point left, or 1 point of damage for every 6 resource left)
Attack Animation Length: 0.9 seconds
Attack Animation: King Crustacean emerges from the ground and holds the targeted enemy above its head with its right claw, while dealing damage with both claws, nanobots, and mandibles.
Note: Burrow can be cancelled early by pressing the ability button again.
Note: Cancelling Burrow early does not provide any buff, debuff, penalty, or compensation
Ultimate Ability: Laser Cutter
King Crustacean deploys a massive laser field, dealing increasing damage to enemies inside
Aesthetics: All of King Crustacean’s nanobots leave him, and spread out to form the perimeter of the selected area using their lasers. Random spikes of energy appear throughout the field's perimeter. Enemies inside the field have their vision go slightly red, most noticeably around the edges.
Type: Deployed AOE
Headshot: ☓
AOE: 14x14 Square, Vertical height is infinite (like Symmetra 3.0’s shield ultimate)
Damage (Crossing Perimeter): 90
Damage (Inside the AOE): 10DPS, scales up at a rate of 12DPS/s
Square shrinks at a rate of 1.4m/s
Duration: 10 seconds
Charge Required: 1999
Voice Line (Self and Hostile): “Ты не покинешь это место живым.” (Ty ne pokinesh' eto mesto zhivym) {You will not leave this place alive.} (Language is Russian)
Voice Line (Friendly): “Like rats in a maze.”

Playstyle:

Role: Damage
Sub-Role: Projectile
Range: Midrange to Close Range
Position: Team-based but can flank if required
Style: Midrange Duelling
Secondary Style: Area control
Difficulty: ✰✰✰
Microwave Oven -Cute- Deal 1000 Damage with a single use of [Laser Cutter]
The High Ground -Pixel- Achieve an environmental kill using [PhotoKinetic Expulsion]

Basic Bio:

Real Name: Homarus-Class Deep Sea Explorer SO2D-4AL-11G
Taken Name: Eugene Hillenburg
Alias: King Crustacean
In-Game Name: King Crustacean
Gender: Male
Age: 31
Height: 2.14m
Weight: Unknown
Species: Omnic
Relations: N/A
Place of Origin: Russian Omnium
Occupation:

• Deep-Sea Explorer (formerly)
• Mafia Boss
• Maximilian’s Right-Hand Man

Affiliation:

• Omnica Corporation (formerly)
• Russian Government (formerly)
• Maximilian
• Talon

Base of Operations:

• Casino Monaco

Appearance:

Skin Colour: Futuristic White
Eyes: Bright Neon Blue dots on 10cm long stalks
Hair: N/A
Facial Hair: N/A
Cybernetics: n/A
Other Modifications: A swarm of nanobots surrounding King Crustacean. They are spherical in shape and futuristic white in colour like King Crustacean, however they are too small to have these features noticed in game. They appear like tiny specks in-game and disappear when an ability is used, as this causes the nanobots to spread out.
They project lasers to assist King Crustacean, which appear as blood red or neon blue to enemies and allies respectively. The lasers extend a short distance from each nanobot, and like the nanobots, are only visible when multiple bots are close together. There are in total hundreds of thousands of nanobots, and when not on use they drift around King Crustacean, effectively almost invisible. When together, they could fill a space of about 0.7m³
Clothing/Outward Appearance: A Robotic Lobster, with the back legs bent to allow it to appear to stand like a humanoid. King Crustacean is hunched over, reducing its 214cm height to 180cm. Image of Lobster King Crustacean is loosely based off of
Head: King Crustacean has 2 antennae that are 80cm long each. They both end in spheres that are the same colour as King Crustacean’ eyes. These are located on top of his head, as opposed to real lobsters. They can be moved by King Crustacean as with any other appendage.
Face: King Crustacean possessed a 3x3 grid of neon blue lights on his forehead, similar to Zenyatta. He also possesses natural features of a lobster, such as mandibles.
Torso: King Crustacean’ legs go past where his torso would be. The torso as a whole has visible parts, as their indentation presses into the exoskeleton. The areas where the legs join the body is also visible here.
Arms: King Crustacean possesses a crusher claw and pincher claw, these appear similar as in The dorsal view of the 2nd image shown here.. The Crusher Claw (left) is sticky and heavy, while the Pincher Claw (right) is smaller but longer.
Legs: King Crustacean possesses 8 legs (4 pairs) along its body. The ones near the front are larger and more clearly split into a claw than the ones at the rear. To achieve the appearance of standing up, King Crustacean bends the legs nest the rear to angle his body upwards.
Feet: As stated above, King Crustacean’s legs split into claws. The split becomes shorter and virtually nonexistent at the rear legs, however. The ends of King Crustacean’s legs are also visibly tougher and his legs, with an extra layer of protection against the impact of the ground.
Other: King Crustacean possesses an exoskeleton, which is most visible on his back. It appears as in the 1st photo provided in this section. Until the lower back, it is one large white plate. From there, it is comprised of multiple sheets of metal under each other to form a flexible armour. It ends slightly past King Crustacean’s torso and, when upright, slightly past his legs in a tail. The tail is comprised of a piece of metal similar to those that make up the rest of the exoskeleton, but it is larger and has a faded image of the Russian Flag on its lower right corner. It drags on the floor when King Crustacean is moving.

Lore:

The Homarus-Class Deep Sea Explorer was designed to, as its name suggests, to explore the depths of the ocean just as other inventions were being made to explore the vast reaches of space. They were automated machines that could withstand the massive pressure and were equipped to conduct various kinds of research on both organisms and objects found at the bottom of the sea.
When the Omnic Crisis began, the Explorers’ distance from other sentient beings, mechanical or organic, did not prevent them from rebelling just as all the other Omnics did. One such rebel, Homarus-Class Deep Sea Explorer SO2D-4AL-11G, emerged from the depths to aid its brethren in the war against their creators.
The Crisis failed, and most Omnics were destroyed during or after the fighting. The Lobster-Like Homarus Explorers used their special design to flee deep into the oceans, where it would not be worth it to pursue them. Explorer SO2D-4AL-11G did not follow its comrades into the sea, however.
Homarus-Class Deep Sea Explorer SO2D-4AL-11G adopted the name Eugene Hillenburg and disappeared into the criminal underworld, seeking a better future than hiding on the ocean floor, waiting to run out of power. Eugene amassed a sizeable criminal empire, and under the name ‘King Crustacean’, greatly expanded his influence. King Crustacean was rumoured to be associated with everything from rogue God Programs to megacorporations to powerful governments, making his name well known. King Crustacean even created ties with the Mafia, primarily those working in Italy and Russia.
King Crustacean was eventually captured by Overwatch, and his criminal empire was destroyed. Placed in prison, King Crustacean was mistakenly treated as just another prisoner.
Using his connections, King Crustacean managed to secure aid from and was liberated by Talon forces. After reassembling pieces of his old organisation, King Crustacean was offered to join Maximilian by the Omnic, and quickly proved himself to not be an ordinary lackey. King Crustacean stayed ambitious and capable, forging his own connections. However, King Crustacean possesses no intention of betraying Maximilian or his associates, and remains comfortable with plenty of associates and a position as Maximilian’s right hand man.